Overheard

Diego: Dylan you better not say bad words because Santa is watching you all year long on a magic TV.

Dylan: So. I don’t care.

Diego: You better care ’cause he’s watching you and you won’t get any presents if you’re not good.

Aria: Yeah, Santa’s watching you and so is Jesus. And God.

Dylan: [raises eyebrows, looks forlorn]

Diego: Aria, God & Jesus are the same thing. DUH.

Dylan: Yeah! DUHHH! Santa & Jesus & God! DUHHH!